Dallas 111 Toronto 103
Jason Kidd infuriated the crowd when he made an obscene gesture in the 4th quarter. After the game, dozens of fans beat Kidd in the parking lot with foam "#1" fingers. Kidd sustained a slight rash.
Denver 197 Cleveland 98
Nuggets point guard Ty Lawson snuck a deflated basketball into the game in one sock and a small air pump in the other. Once play began, Lawson inflated the basketball and began making short-range baskets whenever the officials were looking away. Before he was found out and ejected, Lawson racked up 126 points and the Cavs were unable to recover.
San Antonio 100 Golden State 90
The official scorer dozed off for the majority of the game. When awakened, he claimed, "No, I was paying attention. It was, like, 100 to 90, uh... San Antonio? Y'know, something like that, right?"
New Jersey 88 Milwaukee -101
The Bucks were enjoying an 11-point lead late in the 4th quarter when Milwaukee center Andrew Bogut stole a fan's popcorn during a timeout. Commissioner David Stern phoned the head official and ordered him to deduct 200 points from Milwaukee's score as punishment for Bogut's misconduct.
Sacramento 117 LA Lakers 87
Kings head coach Paul Westphal overslept and forgot his playbook and clipboard. Westphal's on-the-fly strategy of "make lots of baskets, keep the other team from scoring" led to a 30-point margin of victory.
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