Orlando 22 Indiana 17
The league launched its experiment to replace leather basketballs with concrete ones. Scoring was limited, both backboards were badly damaged, and every player besides A.J. Price was injured.
LA Clippers 109 Houston 100
The Clippers got inside Rocket point guard Kyle Lowry's head. Lowry's cranium was irreparably damaged.
Phoenix 111 Detroit 92
Ben Gordon incited controversy when his new sneaker endorsement campaign was launched. Onlookers were baffled at his "I lose basketball games, then you buy my shoes and I get paid" slogan. Gordon went 0-for-39.
LA Lakers 98 Washington 97
Foolish Derek Fisher made an embarrassing free throw with one dumb second left on the stupid clock to seal an absurd victory for the buffoonish Lakers.
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